I'll Be Around

Wingnuts, the Walrus and the Beaver...

Wingnuts, wingnuts.
All aflutter, all astir.
"No war with Iran, boo-hoo!"
Causing fits of flying fur.

Wingnuts, wingnuts.
Panties in a twist.
Iran's got no bomb,
"But...but...but we insist!"

Wingnuts, wingnuts.
It's dribbling down their legs.
"Oh please give us one more war!"
Splashing as they beg.

Wingnuts, wingnuts.
"Oh, oh, we're gonna be sick!"
"What if we jest pretend a lil' harder?"
"I'm the Walrus" Bolton says: "That'll do the trick!"

Wingnuts, wingnuts.
All atwitter with bliss!
"It ain't over said the Walrus!"
As they hump each other and kiss.

Wingnuts, wingnuts.
Adrift in post-coital fever,
Promise everlasting tough-love and wingnuttiness,
Sworn in allegiance to "Wally and and the Beaver!"