Repug Re-run Redux. or Where have you seen this before?

Imagine you're at Der Rump-and-Steal-Scheme Conservative candidate debate. Let's say in...ahmmm...1930's Germany. The candidates are gunning back Schnapps while prancing around the campfire composed of burning books. And here's what they're saying:

-Mitt Romney, while wistfully admitting he never was a soldier, fondly reminisces about all the "great times" he had in Der Junya Youth.

-Tom Tancredo brags about his days running the streets with the Brown Shirts. Brandishing his truncheon, he vows that "no foreigners would ever slip across his borders."

-John McCain speaks with tearful pride about serving in the Great War with Der Corporal. Captured and taken prisoner by Limeys, he always refused their meals of rare roast beef. Insisted on dining on gruel, "the waterier, the better."

-Rudy Giuliani, "Il Ducke", pounds the lecturn, folds his arms, and forcefully insists that "the subways always ran on time when I was in charge".

-Duncan Hunter insists that "a pre-emptive attack against somebody, anybody, before they attack us" is just what this country needs.

-Fred Thompson, startled from a doze, fixes his false teeth, smiles and in a gravelly voice says he's "jest a good ol' country boy and rock farmer from Southern Bavaria."

And they said that if you don't learn from history, you're doomed to repeat it. Mulligans, arrrrrghhhh!