Bill Writing for Dummies Democrats or Stand up, you spineless, craven worms!

My take on how to write some decent Defense Authorization legislation that would force Junya's hand on the Iraq War:

Defense Authorization bill...blahdee, blahdee, blah. Here's the $50 to $150 billion you requested, how-feckin'-ever,

Section Such and Such - Under no circumstances can any of the monies provided in this legislation be used to transport troops into the Iraq Theater of Operations (ITO) by air, land or sea, by any means what-so-ever. Funding in this bill is available for the removal of troops from the ITO, but not for transport into the ITO.

This bill explicitly prohibits any troop transport into the ITO. None! Nada! Zilch!

The penalities for violating this law are:

A. If any member of the military should violate this law, that person shall:
- be immediately dishonorably discharged from the military,
- reduced in rank to Buck Private,
- lose all government pension rights,
- immediately be sentenced to 15 years at hard labor in Fort Leavenworth with absolutely no possibility of parole, pardon, nor reduction of sentence for any reason.

B. If any civilian member of the executive branch, its departments and/or agencies in an appointive or Civil Service position violates this law, that person shall:
- be immediately fired from the government,
- lose all government pension rights,
- immediately be sentenced to 25 years in a Federal penitentiary at hard labor with absolutely no possibility of parole, pardon, nor reduction of sentence for any reason,
-and fined $10 million dollars.

C. If any elected civilian member of the executive branch violates this law, that person shall:
- be immediately impeached and removed from any position in government,
- lose all government and private pension rights,
- immediately be sentenced to Life in a Federal penitentiary at hard labor with absolutely no possibility of parole, pardon, nor reduction of sentence for any reason,
- and have all personal and family assets and monies stripped in accordance with the RICO statute and said assets and monies be used to feebly compensate all who have lost or have suffered grievous injuries to their loved ones.

D. Should any person by action or inaction, challenge the legality of this legislation, the Majority Leaders of either the House or the Senate, as well as the Chairs of the Armed Services Committees shall have all standing to pursue any challenge in Federal court.

Junya, sign right here___________________

If you veto this bill, there ain't gonna be another and you, turkey, will have shutdown our military!