Thursday, August 9, 2007

Surge Protector?
or
I'd Like to Sell You a Bridge In Minneapolis


The Repug lying-sack-of-shite spin machine is indeed ramping up for September. Just as if Junya were getting elected again (Arrrrrrgggghhhh!).

They’re primin’ the pump for the ol’ bait-and-switcheroo.

The play will be that the Surge is indeed working ’cause General Davy Crockett Petraeus says so and we be standing up without fear in all those Baghdad neighberhoods.

The switch you ask?

Follow the bouncing ball:

US Troop Surge x Iraqi Political Compromise = Suceess/Failure.

How do you and I measure this?

US Troop Surge x Iraqi Political Compromise (000.00) = Failure (000.00). ‘Cause in your and my math, X times Zero is still feckin’ Zero!

But Junya, Deadeye and all their toadies in the MSM and "Think(?) Tanks" want to do the math Rover’s way. To wit:

US Troop Surge x Iraqi Political Compromise = Success.

Guess we don’t count, doncha know?

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