As we re-live the moment:
Somewhere deep underground in his hardened bunker, Deadeye takes a short break from potting rats with his laser shotgun to meet with a couple of his toadies:
Deadeye, after removing his headphones: I thought I told you to get his signature?
Gonzo: Bu...bu...but he woke up before we got the pen in his hand.
Deadeye: Drat! Without his fingerprints, it won’t work. And just what the hell were you doing Joker?
Card: I...I...I was holding the paper.
Deadeye: Double-Drat! I knew I should have sent Scooter and the boys.
Gonzo: Ple...ple...please Boss, give us another chance! I bet he’ll go back to sleep soon. Puleeeeeeeze?
Deadeye: Nope! Can’t do! Won’t do! As your punishment, Gonzo you’re gonna have to take his job as Attorney General. And Joker, you’re gonna "retire". Just be glad you ain’t sleeping with the fishes!
Card: Bo...Bo...Boss! Puleeeeeze! Not that!
Gonzo: Bu...bu...but they’ll find out I don’t know shit about the law!
Deadeye: That’s the point! Now get outa here, both of you! And send Junya in, willya? He’s gonna have to tell a couple more whoppers.
And so it goes; just another
0 comments:
Post a Comment